Friday Night we have the PFJ, Never the Bride AND the MFU on the Main Stage. It's gonna be one heck of a party.
Once upon a time a long time ago there were a merry band of riders lead by a grumpy dwarf and a mad cow. The mad cow had special balloons that could morph into any shape at the will of the mad cow and made strange wailing noises. The merry riders had various strange machines which took them around the countryside, where they met with others on strange machines to discuss the best way to get home.
The bikers would gather together twice a year to arrange dark satanic festivals to which they would invite many other bikers to join them to drink ancient medicinal fluids and perform ancient ritual dances in the open air.